• November Memos

    Okay, so maybe these are actually early December memos. No matter, here we go… Hey, Cancer, You SUCK and I’ve had quite enough of you attacking my loved ones, so cut it out! Got it? Scram! They need a break and frankly so do I, so go away and never, ever return, okay? Fiercely, Nan ******* Dear Cloudy, Gray Skies, Buzz off and let the sunshine in… Please? Nan ****** Dear Christmas Cookies and Fudge, Somehow, you’ve gotten the mistaken idea that I made you for my own pleasure. Well, I didn’t. I made you for my clients and friends, so stop calling to me from the freezer in the…